Look, the whole “rising from the dead eating the flesh of humans” is a HOLLYWOOD creation when it comes to Zombies.
Zombies are LIVING PEOPLE under a spell/dosed with drugs by a voodoo priest or priestess. They live, breath, eat, and even defecate same as any living person, but their God given free will has been taken from them. Check out the movie White Zombie with Bela Lugosi to get a better idea.
The Hollywood zombie is a combination of ghouls – SUPERNATURAL beings that live in graveyards and eat corpses. NOT living flesh, just dead, rotting flesh – and vampires who are of course once humans who rise from the dead to drink blood.
Jesus Christ’s own resurrection resembles VAMPIRE mythology FAR more then Hollywood zombie mythology.
Now I don’t know if Jesus was the Messiah or not. He didn’t do what the Messiah is suppose to do like restore Israel, help bring back the Temple, etc. However, if it turns out Christians are right and he comes back from the dead – I’m just saying – check for fangs.
the jokes funny enough even for a former Catholic like me but Jami’s right your all a bunch of brainwashed schleps, George A Romero is credited with creating flesh eating zombies. Professor Hubert Farnsworth is a 160, he talks crap and is a cartoon.
funny t shirt yes.. tattoo no.