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Zombie Jesus

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16 Comments to Zombie Jesus

  1. Crossed with the HULK. ;-)

  2. Claudio on December 29th, 2011
  3. the professor from Futurama would be so proud.

  4. shewolf on December 30th, 2011
  5. I’m so sick and tired of the zombie Jesus crap.

    Look, the whole “rising from the dead eating the flesh of humans” is a HOLLYWOOD creation when it comes to Zombies.

    Zombies are LIVING PEOPLE under a spell/dosed with drugs by a voodoo priest or priestess. They live, breath, eat, and even defecate same as any living person, but their God given free will has been taken from them. Check out the movie White Zombie with Bela Lugosi to get a better idea.

    The Hollywood zombie is a combination of ghouls – SUPERNATURAL beings that live in graveyards and eat corpses. NOT living flesh, just dead, rotting flesh – and vampires who are of course once humans who rise from the dead to drink blood.

    Jesus Christ’s own resurrection resembles VAMPIRE mythology FAR more then Hollywood zombie mythology.

    Now I don’t know if Jesus was the Messiah or not. He didn’t do what the Messiah is suppose to do like restore Israel, help bring back the Temple, etc. However, if it turns out Christians are right and he comes back from the dead – I’m just saying – check for fangs.

    But Jesus Christ is NOT a zombie. Thank you.

  6. Jami on December 30th, 2011
  7. Messiah is a jewish term. Jesus walked the earth and warned against the jews and they killed him. Not sure if they ate his brain, but it wouldn’t surprise me. I’am Asatru, but even I have the bible.

  8. Loki on December 30th, 2011
  9. *read

  10. Loki on December 30th, 2011
  11. ok, I’m not the most religious in the group, but that is wrong in so many ways

  12. Dave on December 30th, 2011
  13. Jami, just shut up. Nobody cares.

  14. sodeypop on December 30th, 2011
  15. OMG Jami, get over yourself. you’re reading waaaaay to far into it. sodeypop said it best.

  16. shewolf on December 30th, 2011
  17. Jami, it’s a JOKE from the show Futurama, idiot.

  18. shewolf on December 30th, 2011
  19. we need to put Jami on

  20. shewolf on December 30th, 2011
  21. the jokes funny enough even for a former Catholic like me but Jami’s right your all a bunch of brainwashed schleps, George A Romero is credited with creating flesh eating zombies. Professor Hubert Farnsworth is a 160, he talks crap and is a cartoon.
    funny t shirt yes.. tattoo no.

  22. Reverand Blacksheep on December 30th, 2011
  23. Hilarious idea, terrible execution.

  24. W0lfm0ther on December 31st, 2011
    Jami is arguing a myth … with a myth.
    Get a effen LIFE !

  26. Jeffm209 on January 1st, 2012
  27. @ Jami hey fat ass ur 1 ugly looking Zombie. Sucks 2 B u

  28. Ava Ray on January 3rd, 2012
  29. Jesus a zombie? All this time I thought he was a cunt

  30. Atom665 on January 14th, 2012
  31. Jesus Zombie Christ is actually a really popular tattoo, I’ve seen several really great renditions of the idea, this one just blows….
    so does jamie

  32. gfunk on August 30th, 2012

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