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  1. Am says:

    Well, I just vomited in my mouth a little. I’ll be okay though.

  2. Not Me says:

    1. That is the ugliest looking drawing of a penis that I have ever seen.
    2. I wouldn’t be able to tattoo anything good on that ugly bitch.
    3. When she moves her hands away, does the tattoo disappear?

  3. broncobilly says:

    wtf are those tits or bat wings

  4. WJP says:

    I think this should go in the hall of fame for one of the biggest WTF tattoos ever. It doesn’t matter who you are, probly just about 99.99999% of anyone who ever saw this would say that this is the dumbest bitch in the world

  5. Loki says:

    with those nasty hangers, that penis should have been down around her navel.

  6. soundlogic says:

    what a whore.

  7. soundlogic says:

    the “i just vomited in my mouth a little” line has been said a 100 million times. Think of something original for f uck’s sake.

  8. jeffm209 says:

    Why would she want to put a trout there?

  9. ned says:

    Hey, that’s not fair. My ex-wife really likes her tattoo.

  10. Tribalist says:

    From the thumbnail, I thought it was going to be a goatse tattoo . . . but this is even worse. For a second there I thought the tattoo was on a baby’s head emerging from the birth canal, before I realized those were her tits she was pulling aside, and her gut poking out between their jelly bag floppiness.

  11. Sue says:

    ok, not all titties are small, young, and perky, but its still a nasty tatt.

  12. Someonez Mom says:

    LOL when was the last time this particular area was “sinfully delicious”? 1945?

  13. Kcdc says:

    I am so confused…where are her nipples?

  14. Lynn says:

    wow…what low self esteem this person has that she would think of herself as nothing more than a prostitute. I feel very very sad that her IQ is probably half the amount of her breast size…

  15. Chris says:

    Why does she have a deformed piece of asparagus between her boobs? Asparagus is definitely not “sinfully delicious”. And, what are those moths doing up there?

  16. tattoowife13 says:

    This is one of those times that I feel worse for the artist who had to do the work than the person with the crap tattoo.

  17. heather cherrie says:

    From all that is wrong with this-soundlogic-you decide to comment about someones use of “i just threw up in my mouth a little”

  18. Bird says:

    jeffm209 — I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw a fish. Maybe it was drawn by a woman who’s never seen a real penis.

  19. bjk says:

    This is so freaking sexy I wish I could follow the directions.

  20. ilrev says:

    AM I really the only one who noticed the bottoms of those dirty na-nas were tucked into her underwear?!

  21. Accio says:

    Her boobs are not tucked into her underwear. She is wearing a tank top that has been pushed down to show the tattoo. What you think is her underwear is the top of the tank top.

  22. littlelorna says:

    @ Ned – peed a little!!!

    @tattoowife13 – AMEN!


  23. Bad Kitty says:

    Looks like an eel!!!

  24. Bad Kitty says:

    OMG, It’s a snakefish!!!!

  25. Phendraana says:

    “Sinfully Delicious isn’t referring to her, it’s in remembrance of all the cheeseburgers she ate to get that fat.

  26. Oogie says:

    Hahaha, this will blow your minds, then! I thought the one words tat looked awfully (and I mean it) familiar; then I remembered this pic from a local newspaper Halloween pub crawl photo set a while back…. The other small tats confirm it.

    Same woman, two websites. What’s the chance of that?

  27. Jen says:

    I thought it was a bulldog from the scrambled pic. :(

  28. Jimmy says:

    It’s been a while since I’ve seen a mad magazine folding back cover

  29. ReReX says:

    May be it’s the only penis she’ll see placed her.

  30. momma says:

    she looks like a girl you’d really wanna bring home to mom. I wonder if she’s got a vagina tattooed between her ass cheeks.

  31. ricky says:

    If your penis looks like this, you should go see a doctor.

  32. sb says:

    looks like a rotten twinkie–she’s hungry for more

  33. Dawn says:

    Wow now thats one classy lady!

  34. Retina Burn says:

    DAMMIT!!! I shoulda listened to your warning!! WHY didnt I listen??? Here I am trying to wind down before bedtime! GAH! My eyes! That tattoo needs to be on the cover of the Hall Of Fame… but those boobs!! OMFG, those are the NASTIEST Ive ever laid eyes on!!!!!!!!

  35. SN says:

    so when those are put back together, do the two butterfly pieces meld into one butterfly?

  36. Bubba249 says:

    For the love of God, make it go away……..

    Where’s the bleach? I need to wash my eyes out.

  37. RAYKILL says:

    I just vomited in soundlogic’s mouth a little

  38. Susan says:

    i feel pretty & i have a head like a bucket of smashed crabs ! Gotta lurve a do-er though!

  39. Kelley Kelley says:

    I think we’ve found a winner for the White Trash Queen of 2011. What a pig.

  40. mojo says:

    You never have a titty bang or get head from a nasty looking woman with no teeth. that penis looks like some of the didoes my ex-wife used to have…they had funky veins that don’t appear like that on the real thing.

  41. Lester says:

    Tattoo or not, those are some seriously nasty tits!

  42. Ambrosia says:

    I bet her “landing strip” stinks, too!

  43. Ambrosia says:

    Definitely no motor boating……

  44. bjk says:

    I would love to give her a sinfully delicious load all over those wonderful tits and watch her lick me all the clean.

  45. Jess says:

    I LOVE THIS!! hahhaha this just made my day.

  46. jen says:

    Oh.. Mom. Why?? Also is that a fish headed penis?

  47. Desert Horse says:

    Even if the titties were hott, would anyone really want to rub their dick on a picture of another dick?

  48. gmalo says:

    Is that what a penis should look like?

  49. Fl0wer says:

    What ever you people think all people are tens, i would insirt me face between thos tits

  50. rob says:

    no, but she scores so low shes not even on the chart

  51. RayRay says:

    I was warned and looked anyway… dammit

  52. scrappy doo says:

    Ive seen better lookin hogs, what a hore! Is that a shit stain betweet those little smokies???? Ha ha holy shit!!!!

  53. Alexis says:

    Fat, disgusting, trashy whore. Ew.

  54. Kelsey says:

    I am scared for life! And I almost lost my lunch ewwwww She needs to be slapped..

  55. Birdmannaz says:

    The dramatic irony is that the tattoo will be the only dick she ever gets..

  56. johana says:

    OMFG! That dick is terrible and she has the tits of a 100 year old… And the butterflies suck anus!!

  57. missrandom1995 says:

    sadly i saw i penis that looked like that in real life. i screamed.

  58. heywood jablowmie says:

    If given a choice between putting my johnson there and lopping it off with a dull steak knife, I would have to sit and think about it for a moment, and then beg for a sharper knife.

  59. Douglas says:

    Why…why…why didn’t I heed the warning not to look at this…?

  60. Taylor says:

    moby tits.

  61. Bigdurk says:

    What a dirtbag. I wonder which trailer park this train wreak lives in? Ned, your ex is pure filth.

  62. your welcome says:

    people this fat should not do this shit seriously, like why? i guess she was never gonna get none so she had to get a tattoo of her getting some people are so desperate these days #SMH

  63. Sliver says:

    I was warned and I looked anyway… I printed it and put it in my roommates gym bag, I can’t be the only one who has to have this terrifying experience…

  64. dani says:

    Man! Why did I click it!!!

  65. Missy says:

    It makes you wonder….didn’t somebody say something to her before she got it? something like “Don’t get a penis tattooed between your boobs, you’ll look like a whore.” or “Sinfully delicious refers to women that guys actually WANT to bang…in their…boobs?”

  66. alee13soul says:

    still not seeing how being a larger woman has to to with this terrible whore-ably done tattoo.

  67. Dollbaby says:

    I didn’t realize this was ghetto National Geographic!

  68. Karrven says:

    That’s a dick!? I thought it was a fish!

  69. sHy says:

    i wonder what her face looks like -_-

  70. waitwhat says:

    *runs screaming*

  71. Pogorello says:

    Oh my god – my dick just came out of my ass trying to escape from this monster …

  72. umwtf? says:

    @pogorello … What was your dick doing in your ass ? and surely it would have been better off staying in there if it wanted to hide.

  73. Holy hell tats says:

    I just threw up everywhere and now my maids are cleaning it up because of this nasty bitch

  74. jjjjjjjjjjjj says:

    what i would give to run my fingers between her supple breasts, to feel the warmth a woman of that extreme girth must hold, to feel her rolls gently give way to the pressure of touch, hoping silently not to lose my hand for life. i dream about this woman every night, wishing she would lay with me. her tattoo adds to the appeal, it shows me precisely where i need to place myself, and reminds me that she will never say no. a woman you can love forever for acceptance of your phallus between her lady lumps at any given time. oooh.

  75. imagine says:

    If this ho manages to live long enough to be placed in a nursing home, I pity the person who has to bathe her. Eww

  76. MJ says:

    So she wants to suffocate a poor fish between two deflated buns. Poor fish…

  77. Jo says:

    glad we did not have to any other areas she puts dicks into. Can you imagine what that shit looks like? ewww.

  78. AnatomyCat says:

    Let me guess… She also has semen tattooed on her forehead?

  79. JC says:


    Why would she want to put a TROUT there?

  80. mike says:

    is that a bass?

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