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Well, I just vomited in my mouth a little. I’ll be okay though.
1. That is the ugliest looking drawing of a penis that I have ever seen.
2. I wouldn’t be able to tattoo anything good on that ugly bitch.
3. When she moves her hands away, does the tattoo disappear?
wtf are those tits or bat wings
I think this should go in the hall of fame for one of the biggest WTF tattoos ever. It doesn’t matter who you are, probly just about 99.99999% of anyone who ever saw this would say that this is the dumbest bitch in the world
with those nasty hangers, that penis should have been down around her navel.
what a whore.
the “i just vomited in my mouth a little” line has been said a 100 million times. Think of something original for f uck’s sake.
Why would she want to put a trout there?
Hey, that’s not fair. My ex-wife really likes her tattoo.
From the thumbnail, I thought it was going to be a goatse tattoo . . . but this is even worse. For a second there I thought the tattoo was on a baby’s head emerging from the birth canal, before I realized those were her tits she was pulling aside, and her gut poking out between their jelly bag floppiness.
ok, not all titties are small, young, and perky, but its still a nasty tatt.
LOL when was the last time this particular area was “sinfully delicious”? 1945?
I am so confused…where are her nipples?
wow…what low self esteem this person has that she would think of herself as nothing more than a prostitute. I feel very very sad that her IQ is probably half the amount of her breast size…
Why does she have a deformed piece of asparagus between her boobs? Asparagus is definitely not “sinfully delicious”. And, what are those moths doing up there?
This is one of those times that I feel worse for the artist who had to do the work than the person with the crap tattoo.
From all that is wrong with this-soundlogic-you decide to comment about someones use of “i just threw up in my mouth a little”
jeffm209 — I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw a fish. Maybe it was drawn by a woman who’s never seen a real penis.
This is so freaking sexy I wish I could follow the directions.
AM I really the only one who noticed the bottoms of those dirty na-nas were tucked into her underwear?!
Her boobs are not tucked into her underwear. She is wearing a tank top that has been pushed down to show the tattoo. What you think is her underwear is the top of the tank top.
@ Ned – peed a little!!!
@tattoowife13 – AMEN!
Looks like an eel!!!
OMG, It’s a snakefish!!!!
“Sinfully Delicious isn’t referring to her, it’s in remembrance of all the cheeseburgers she ate to get that fat.
Hahaha, this will blow your minds, then! I thought the one words tat looked awfully (and I mean it) familiar; then I remembered this pic from a local newspaper Halloween pub crawl photo set a while back…. The other small tats confirm it.
Same woman, two websites. What’s the chance of that?
I thought it was a bulldog from the scrambled pic.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a mad magazine folding back cover
May be it’s the only penis she’ll see placed her.
she looks like a girl you’d really wanna bring home to mom. I wonder if she’s got a vagina tattooed between her ass cheeks.
If your penis looks like this, you should go see a doctor.
looks like a rotten twinkie–she’s hungry for more
Wow now thats one classy lady!
DAMMIT!!! I shoulda listened to your warning!! WHY didnt I listen??? Here I am trying to wind down before bedtime! GAH! My eyes! That tattoo needs to be on the cover of the Hall Of Fame… but those boobs!! OMFG, those are the NASTIEST Ive ever laid eyes on!!!!!!!!
so when those are put back together, do the two butterfly pieces meld into one butterfly?
For the love of God, make it go away……..
Where’s the bleach? I need to wash my eyes out.
I just vomited in soundlogic’s mouth a little
i feel pretty & i have a head like a bucket of smashed crabs ! Gotta lurve a do-er though!
I think we’ve found a winner for the White Trash Queen of 2011. What a pig.
You never have a titty bang or get head from a nasty looking woman with no teeth. that penis looks like some of the didoes my ex-wife used to have…they had funky veins that don’t appear like that on the real thing.
Tattoo or not, those are some seriously nasty tits!
I bet her “landing strip” stinks, too!
Definitely no motor boating……
I would love to give her a sinfully delicious load all over those wonderful tits and watch her lick me all the clean.
I LOVE THIS!! hahhaha this just made my day.
Oh.. Mom. Why?? Also is that a fish headed penis?
Even if the titties were hott, would anyone really want to rub their dick on a picture of another dick?
Is that what a penis should look like?
What ever you people think all people are tens, i would insirt me face between thos tits
no, but she scores so low shes not even on the chart
I was warned and looked anyway… dammit
Ive seen better lookin hogs, what a hore! Is that a shit stain betweet those little smokies???? Ha ha holy shit!!!!
Fat, disgusting, trashy whore. Ew.
I am scared for life! And I almost lost my lunch ewwwww She needs to be slapped..
The dramatic irony is that the tattoo will be the only dick she ever gets..
OMFG! That dick is terrible and she has the tits of a 100 year old… And the butterflies suck anus!!
sadly i saw i penis that looked like that in real life. i screamed.
If given a choice between putting my johnson there and lopping it off with a dull steak knife, I would have to sit and think about it for a moment, and then beg for a sharper knife.
Why…why…why didn’t I heed the warning not to look at this…?
What a dirtbag. I wonder which trailer park this train wreak lives in? Ned, your ex is pure filth.
people this fat should not do this shit seriously, like why? i guess she was never gonna get none so she had to get a tattoo of her getting some people are so desperate these days #SMH
I was warned and I looked anyway… I printed it and put it in my roommates gym bag, I can’t be the only one who has to have this terrifying experience…
Man! Why did I click it!!!
It makes you wonder….didn’t somebody say something to her before she got it? something like “Don’t get a penis tattooed between your boobs, you’ll look like a whore.” or “Sinfully delicious refers to women that guys actually WANT to bang…in their…boobs?”
still not seeing how being a larger woman has to to with this terrible whore-ably done tattoo.
I didn’t realize this was ghetto National Geographic!
That’s a dick!? I thought it was a fish!
i wonder what her face looks like -_-
Oh my god – my dick just came out of my ass trying to escape from this monster …
@pogorello … What was your dick doing in your ass ? and surely it would have been better off staying in there if it wanted to hide.
I just threw up everywhere and now my maids are cleaning it up because of this nasty bitch
what i would give to run my fingers between her supple breasts, to feel the warmth a woman of that extreme girth must hold, to feel her rolls gently give way to the pressure of touch, hoping silently not to lose my hand for life. i dream about this woman every night, wishing she would lay with me. her tattoo adds to the appeal, it shows me precisely where i need to place myself, and reminds me that she will never say no. a woman you can love forever for acceptance of your phallus between her lady lumps at any given time. oooh.
If this ho manages to live long enough to be placed in a nursing home, I pity the person who has to bathe her. Eww
So she wants to suffocate a poor fish between two deflated buns. Poor fish…
glad we did not have to any other areas she puts dicks into. Can you imagine what that shit looks like? ewww.
Let me guess… She also has semen tattooed on her forehead?
Why would she want to put a TROUT there?
is that a bass?
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