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This is exactly the kind of tattoo people end up regretting

I really am curious what kind of logic people use when they get horrible tattoos like this. We’ve seen a lot of people get tattoos of their significant other, but ones like this are on a whole other level of crazy. Thanks to Richard for sending this pic.

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  1. anon says:

    I knew a girl with a “Property of” tattoo with her boyfriend’s name. It hadn’t even healed before he dumped her and she wanted it covered.
    Getting a tattoo of your significant others’ name is stupid, getting something like this is just silly.

  2. jayne13 says:

    Unfortunate and grammatically incorrect – Chris’s not Chris’

  3. Thomas says:

    Um the grammar is correct

  4. Lacy says:

    lol. Who cares about the grammar. It’s terrible!

  5. demandrew says:

    I think she’s Richard’s little slut too.

  6. Cactus says:

    Re the apostrophe issue, since I’m a English teacher: Chris’s is the preferred spelling, but Chris’ is common too and not technically wrong.

  7. Chris says:

    “Chris'” is correct. The tattoo is stupid and demeaning.

  8. jag says:

    Wouldn’t it be “I’m an English teacher”.

  9. Jami says:

    @Cactus – When did that change? When I was in elementary school in the 80s every single teacher taught us “If it already has a S on the end, you do NOT add another S after the apostrophe.” So if we had spelled it Chris’s instead of Chris’ we would’ve gotten a big red check mark showing we were wrong.

  10. Jango fett says:

    Another fake tattoo. Done with pen or marker. Just like alot of the tattoos here. Not all. But alot. Just thought you brainless morons should know. Derp

  11. Whatever says:

    Me too also English teacher,

  12. Sir Loin says:

    Rhiana? Is that you?

  13. Harley says:

    Who cares about the tattoo. Love the view!

  14. whitewolf says:

    It could also be a slave/master thing as well. Some will get tattoos to show they are owned instead of other means of ownership.

  15. Goon says:

    Not little… That thigh looks as big as a Thanksgiving ham!

  16. Watertender says:

    Something for the gyn to laugh at I am sure….

  17. Hap says:

    And what’s going on anymore with so many people feeling that sexuality has to be turned into something out of the gutter and negative? I don’t get it.

  18. Cactus says:

    @Jag, yes, it would. English teachers make typos too :)

    @Whatever, I teach college and have a master’s degree. And I STILL make typos. We can’t all be perfect like you.

    @Jami, I don’t know when it changed, and as I said, the other way is acceptable too. Here’s a reference from the Purdue OWL, the go-to grammar and formatting reference we use at my university:

    add ‘s to the singular form of the word (even if it ends in -s):

    the owner’s car
    James’s hat (James’ hat is also acceptable. For plural, proper nouns that are possessive, use an apostrophe after the ‘s': “The Eggleses’ presentation was good.” The Eggleses are a husband and wife consultant team.)

  19. Amy says:

    Well, at least she will be able to fix that tattoo pretty easily when Chris is done with her… all she has to do is have the word “Merry” written in above Chris, and change Chris to “Christmas”—Merry Christmas Little Slut… how sweet. I need to go and write a new Christmas classic!

  20. inkling says:

    So sorry this is an old post. I adore grammatical conundrums.

    Mrs. Eggles’s eggless waffles were the pride of the Eggleses’ expansive omelet restaurant franchise.

    Mostly I’m sorry because I think Chris’s little slut may have a penis tucked into his tight fitting scanties.

  21. Chris says:

    Well, I guess she’s my little slut then…… Really, that is my first name.

  22. Sharon Cox says:

    I so hope Chris drops her ass.

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