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This guy really likes his Monster energy drinks

Alright, you have this other guy beat. You win — you have the most wicked awesome Monster tattoo. Can we please stop this horrible trend now?

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  1. pcfriedrich says:

    Monster should sue him for trademark infringement. That would be monster-awesome.

    Oh yeah, First!!!

  2. Mr. Know It All says:

    This basically says to the world “I never want a decent job for the rest of my life.”

  3. heywud says:

    pre-pubescent mustache — didn’t work in middle school — still looks douchey

  4. flo says:

    children are stupid.

  5. cajita-feliz says:

    Another guy who thought up an excellent distraction to pull attention away from his hideous face.

  6. Elizadeath says:

    Actually, with those Charles Manson eyes, I think having Monster tattooed across his forehead is quite appropiate. He just has that look of someone who is not destined to be a productive member of society.

  7. Phendraana says:

    This makes me wish Monster Cable would start suing everyone again.

  8. Loki says:

    next stop, Department of Corrections

  9. caligirl says:

    I’m a loyal Monster drinker…maybe I could get a can of Monster tatted on the side of my face, then I could find him and we could love Monster together, and we could get more bad ass product placement tattoos! But the woman with Drake across her forehead wins.

  10. CrackMan says:

    When are these dipshits gonna grow up? I got Monster tattooed on my dick but I ain’t gonna be shopping around pix to everyone.

  11. ScottSeattle says:

    Considering the lifecycle of products. I am guessing the energy drink trend might have a few more years left and then a lot of brands will drop off; including Monster. I bet he will feel silly for that tattoo then…

  12. CrackMan says:

    @ScottSeattle–good point. Hit the nail on the head.

  13. BigPapa says:

    I doubt that Monster will be goin out of business anytime soon. They made over $50 million last year, and thats not including the whole market of energy drinks. Red Bull sells 3 billion cans a year, and it isnt cheap by far. But, I still think this guy is a MORON for gettin his 13yr old face tattooed with it

  14. Nate says:

    He should tattoo some titties oh his back,,,,you know,for when he’s in prison gettin’ the “monster”

  15. captain obvious says says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if they were fake, cause if not, he’s screwed for life.

  16. drm says:

    There is no amount of compensation, or sponsorship, to justify this.

  17. AlfaCowboy says:

    I have observed that Monster drinkers are often UFC fans who wear Tapot or Christian Audigier gear to job interviews and, of course, think they’re tough guys for being UFC fans.

  18. AlfaCowboy says:

    I meant Tapout, obviously.

  19. Cathy says:

    Monsteriffic!! :-/

  20. Tim W says:

    Best of wishes to this fine gent on landing his first (or next) job!

  21. jeffm209 says:

    I LOVE IT!
    More real jobs for the rest of us. And, hey… someone’s got to flip my burger.

  22. ChryslerCub says:

    Yeah, “Monster” tattoos on his face and those crazed, kinda crystal meth-y looking eyes. This kid looks like a real winner!

  23. uncle3inch says:

    id like to shoot hot man-milk on his tattoos……..but thats just me

  24. Mia says:

    They should this kid’s face on a poster. Hang them in health class rooms as an example of why Meth is bad. Just say No!

  25. Mia says:

    They should put this kid’s face…

  26. mike says:

    Monster sucks anyway, he should have gotten an amp tatoo lol

  27. Janice says:


  28. murphys says:

    You know what ? maybe there should be a rule or something about not letting someone who has barely started shaving get a freakin’ face tattoo.

  29. Mumashik says:

    Two sides of his face are not the same. I think he has fetal alcohol syndrome.

  30. Betsy says:

    It’s a fake temp tattoo. You can see the shimmer as a rectangle around the lettering. Fake fake fake. Still a loser though.

  31. greenies says:

    wow what a bitch

  32. cyana says:

    Actually its real i get to look at it everytime i see my brother. And u can all have your opinions he don’t give a shit!

  33. gochargers says:

    This is mental illness! I feel sorry for him. And who us the douche bag tattoo artist who was willing to do this? Ethics?

  34. Laurah says:

    Nice, complete with the chester molester mustache

  35. Doppelganger says:

    This is going to sound strange but this guy looks just like me…. except I’m not the one that has a “Monster” logo on his forehead… It’s crazy how much we look alike

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