My uzi weighs a ton

Sent in by Chad. Here’s the story we got with this one:

“This guys facebook is full of shit like this. He has a dollar sign, he has “420”, his knuckles had “f-u-c-k” on them but he kept getting kicked out of class so he got another shitty design over it. This little gem though, on the picture, his (now ex) girlfriend was bitching at him about how he decided to get this instead of her name. Since then he has his ex girlfriends name on his neck, another ex’s name across his chest (with nautica stars), and his cousin’s name (for some reason). “

8 Comments to My uzi weighs a ton

1. 

   It looks more like a MAC-10 than an Uzi but it’s still a lousy tattoo.
Watertender on January 5th, 2013
2. 

   He will be popular in prison!
Bob the LumberJack on January 5th, 2013
3. 

   He’s going to regret all of that one day, especially with his future girlfriends….and yes, he will be very popular in prison if he ever gets into trouble!
Nancy on January 5th, 2013
4. 

   A Mac 10? Looks like a hot glue gun. He’ll be bedazzling his new boy friends name on his own ass when he is doing 30 to life in pelican bay. Fwd to douchebag.com
Brad on January 7th, 2013

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My uzi weighs a ton » Fula Tatueringar on January 7th, 2013
6. 

   looks like a pistol designed by Charles Schulz.
Hammered on January 13th, 2013
7. 

   happiness is a warm gun @ hammered
dirtydave on January 25th, 2013
8. 

   “(for some reason)” I’m gonna go with sniffing paint, smoking crack… seriously, this guy gets girlfriends? What chicks go for this? Anything with a built-in pussy can catch a better man that.
wtf on February 1st, 2013

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