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I’ve stared at this for 20 minutes & still don’t know what it says

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  1. BobO says:

    What the hell is that?

    Is that back fat?

    That’s disgusting!

  2. Stephanie Chumley says:

    it says Lemme Hold (still using the d from hold) dat Beast!! YUCK!!!

  3. Watertender says:

    It should say “Wide Load” & “Caution Toxic Waste”… That is one nasty looking sheboon butt. Any man getting his pecker trapped between those cheeks will need it steamcleaned at the very least.

  4. Sam says:

    All of the above!

  5. Nene says:

    What is that? Is that the fat from the neck while you are looking down? I don’t get it. I see the pink house slippers but…I dunno. Anymore looking at it and I feel like I’m going to get trapped.

  6. Lyzzie says:

    I’m sure it says lemme hold at least…. I think

  7. girlwatcher says:

    That’s a tramp stamp. The toes are pointing away. The pink material is panties. Notice the little blurred spot covering a little crack.
    Okay now you people tell me what that nasty fold is. Scar? Strange fat fold? What? And why is the skin near it all orange peel-like?

  8. alienoddball says:

    it reads “let me hold that beast”

  9. stinky says:

    no, it says “lemmeholdatbeast”. don’t use quotes unless you are actually quoting, if they wanted it to say hold that instead of holdat they would have!

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  11. Losing hope in humanity says:

    Im pretty sure it says “Lemme {Let me} hold at least”

  12. loki says:

    lol, who shaved that gorillas’ a$$, is a better question!!

  13. bob says:

    Letmeholdatbeast. Same thing the toilet probably says when she backs up to it.

  14. Heather says:

    The title says “stared at this for 20 minutes” Yeowch!! I can’t look at that for 20 seconds! Ick!!!

  15. Kim says:

    Aww, so pretty.

  16. loki says:

    Sir Loins’ mother?

  17. Sir Loin says:

    Is that a coin slot on the top?

  18. Clint says:

    it says, “would you like fries with that?”

  19. ipus says:

    Her back fat has a belly button.

  20. Bob says:

    Looks like a bowl of CoCo Wheats!

  21. Jazeebelle says:

    it says “this is why stupid people shouldn’t get tattoos”… or wait… maybe “a sucker is born…” no… no… def “this is why stupid people shouldn’t get tattoos”

  22. Sable says:

    It says Lemmeholdatbeast. Whatever that means.

  23. Watertender says:

    If she was a pole dancer it would be a utility pole she would have to use for the act. She probably thinks she looks hot and there are probably some men that would take her up on the offer to hold their beasts.

  24. firehead4 says:

    lemme hurl

  25. Cyanide says:

    Lemme Hol* Dat Beast.

  26. J Dub says:

    I just threw up in my mouth a little…

  27. Tony says:

    Looked like she paid for this tattoo with installments on layaway!

  28. Christine says:

    Why is it oiled?

  29. Carl La Fong says:

    I’d rather look at that pile of adipose tissue for a whole day than to see one more moron post, “I just threw up in my mouth a little”. It was clever for the first two or three days but, like the word “amazing”, it has run it’s course

  30. Stephanie says:

    It looks “oiled” because it may be still healing,so it might have some kind of alcohol mixture/Vaseline or that stuff they sell you at the tattoo parlor that is supposed to help it heal,either way,it’s awful.

  31. omsiN- says:

    I think its a typo.. She wanted “lemme have a feast”

  32. Naughty says:

    The mark is a scar combined with a really bad cyst/boil… and it is still a fresh tattoo because you can still see where the tape was at on her hips… and irregardless of her size… she is someones daughter, granddaughter, mother, sister, Aunt, or grandmother and those who love her and know her thinks she is beautiful and I am sure some guy truly loves her and looks at her as some one Gorgeous and we would all be so lucky to have some one who looked at us that as we were the most beautiful person a live…. just my 2 cents, not saying it is right or wrong…just not a judgmental person…. not my place to judge her or anyone… I have 27 tattoos and 7 piercings and I would hope no one would judge me so harshly as those of you here have done with her…

  33. hannaH says:

    i think it says “lemme hol’ dat beast”
    coz she such a classy lady

  34. coocoobananas says:


  35. LRW says:

    @coocoobananas: Yeah, irregardless. As in, “Irregardless of how asinine my holier-than-thou post is, it doesn’t take away from the fact that this tattoo is a horrendous mess that deserves to be ridiculed. Meanwhile, I should proofread my posts if I’m going to try chastising others.”

  36. Crow says:

    Gotta love grammar nazis!!!!

  37. @TheQuakingMess says:

    It says i will be dead in two years from diabetes and cancer….

    remember cancer is caused by fungus.

    She has a lot of fungus growing.

  38. Ashley says:

    It’s lemme hold at beast….. I think

  39. Alex says:

    It says “lemme hol dat beast” *shivers* O.o

  40. kazooh says:

    Yeah, but she has what looks like a cup holder; kinda like a place to set your beer down while you doin’ ya bidness.

  41. Jonny insano says:

    Its winkin at me, oh what a beast….

  42. Gonzo says:

    It’s a saggy football with the laces coming undone.

  43. calisnshn says:

    It’s LemmeHolDatBeat..a Trey Songz title

  44. amyp says:

    I’ve got it!!! It says.. Lemme hold at beast. But it’s slang so “AT” is “dat” or “that”. So you would say it to a guy if you want to grab his junk.

  45. karen says:

    Let me hold that beast, as if she likes dick up here ass.

  46. Will Banger says:

    i’d hit that

  47. Zoe says:

    I think it says ” lemme hold atleast “

  48. elizabeththeprincess says:

    Omg..I’ve seen it all! My poor eyes…yuck! She even knows she’s a beast! Sorry for the guys who look at that beast completly naked! Holy visual…..going to peuke now.

  49. Alex says:

    Is it wrong to get a boner looking at dat ass?

  50. peter says:

    what kind of animal is that?

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