The flowers and grade school level drawings and grammar make it impossible to take this even a little seriously. Now she’s going to have people laughing at her behind her back the rest of her life. All around fail.
I hope she doesn’t turn on me and get me with her 1850s revolver. I’d like to stay in her good graces and receive the Lucky Charms letter instead. She’s obviously working in the black arts because she does have a spider web…who the f*ck are these people getting and doing these crazy tattoos?