Funny tattoos, misspellings, product placement, celebrity portraits
What does that mean? Does it mean you’ll want more in a hour, or it will give you the shits?
Customer: “Can you please tattoo a clam sticking his tongue out and write a random saying on the clam’s tongue? Thanks”
Tat artist: “Sure”
Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It’s not over until everyone gets their cookies.
Now all we need to hear is The Five Keys rendition of “Ling Ting Tong”!!
Chinese food is like a kiss. It starts off a pleasant experience followed by heartburn.
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