Guy on Left ” Hey dude lets see how much of this Tat i can hide in your ass” Guy on the Right “Huh?, ok but use lube this time because you really hurt me with the surprise pitch last night!”
TATOO: Make sure you get my good side…
COLLAR: Dude, im so glad I was DD that night and didn’t let you talk me into matching tats.
TATOO: Wait till you see what I have planned for tonight… here’s a hint :^/
COLLAR: …O.O
I sure am glad my tattoo will wash off later not like your beer bottle tat and I am glad that I did not get the cock tat on my forhead that would have been embarrassing.
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2 in the stink
(whispering)”I’ll Let you put something else on my face”
Face tattoos are stupid.
Tribal tattoos on white guys are stupid.
But tribal face tattoos on scrawny white guys is the height of douchebaggery.
Wonder which tribe he comes from. . .seeing as how he has so much pride for it as to put the damn tattoo on his FACE! “Proud and showin it!”
Dude–get your hands out of my pants NOW.
You are kidding! You tatted what where?
Dude that is gay!
“dude,serious,we’re a lock for d-bag planet”
“i hope thats a pickle in your pocket”
Guy on the right: “Get him away from me!!!”
ok…so i have a pipe my hand…act cool…when they take a picture…like nothin….ready….1..2…3…
I don’t know how he did it, but the guy with the popped collar still looks like more of a D-bag then the guy with the tattoo on his face.
Identical twins my a**! Try dressing us the same now! Screw you Mom!
My eyes exploded from the sheer amount of awesome exploding out of this picture!
Tribal face tat and a popped collar in the same shot! My sperm withered before the sight of too much awsome man potential!
Guy on Left ” Hey dude lets see how much of this Tat i can hide in your ass” Guy on the Right “Huh?, ok but use lube this time because you really hurt me with the surprise pitch last night!”
“Let’s get face tattoos to imprees the girls” says Goofus. “No let’s just stich to the poppped callars and Roofies” says Gallant.
What not to bring to a job interview…
before and after
Psst, I have herpes…
I agree with “jez”. . .the caption should DEF. be ‘before and after” HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bromance (or are they twins??) = beer = sharpie = wtf tattoo
Whitebread has to look tough for the bighouse or he’ll end being Big Willies’ Biyatch…
“Now, Dad can tell us apart!”
If I live to 90, this shi* will be on my neck, and look like ring around the collar.
“So, this finger goes in like this, followed by a swift Falcon Punch, ya dig?”
The winner of the World’s Dumbest Douchebag is shown celebrating his award with his boyfriend, Stefan.
Tatted douche–”Keep fondling my ass and try to look tough.”
Collar douche—”Do you think this will eliminate the gay rumors?”
tatted guy :i hear there will be some totally cool goth chicks at this gig, they will totally dig my radical ink.
d-bag bro; just STFU and give me my happy ending, its not gay if you do not take a facial
TATOO: Make sure you get my good side…
COLLAR: Dude, im so glad I was DD that night and didn’t let you talk me into matching tats.
TATOO: Wait till you see what I have planned for tonight… here’s a hint :^/
COLLAR: …O.O
tatt guy: i love you man…now were finally out…
innocent guy: wtf? dude, we were drunk!
Hey Dude lets go get face tattoos.
At the tattoo shop, DUDE you go first.
Once done, they 2nd guy says, I change my mind. But you look cool- NOT
“It sad when even your own friend makes that face after seeing yours first.”
Who is this dude? And WTF is on his face
Henna is for pussies!!!!!!!!
OMG ITS MIKE TYSON!
Wonder if that’s his gang sign or is he letting us know how many he sucks for breakfast every mornin. A straight up bunk punk
“Dude, use the two finger method to know if that’s a guy!”
our people once were warriors…. but your just a tool!
He got tired of holding his arm up to show off his tattos so he figured he might as well just get it on his face to
Mom is gonna SHIT! dumb ass
A future picture of Mike Tyson after he contracts vitiligo and no longer has the will to work out.
Trust me… all strait men have tattoos.
I got the tattoo, now all I gotta do is bite this fuckers ear off and I’ll be just like Mike!
Yeah man, my broski here, dared me to get this tat, and I dared him to drink this beer after I had it up my ass! I win!
Tribe called Quest
Space Log: 28789AID5
Day 1 and I an feeling a sense of belonging. excited to learn more tomorrow. Earth is a magical planet.
-jdhbvpUYF099
Collared guy: “Please tell me he’s not doing the hand thing again…”
“Hey, I just put these three fingers up that dude’s ass”
Lol, someone made a Goofus & Gallant reference.
Tat: Hey bro these Cracker Jack tattoos look so real! Wanna try a package of them?
Collar: Naw dude, I just wanna drink my beer & get the hell outta here. Your a fag. No wonder no girls have come over here yet.
“The only person I love more than Mike Tyson, is my boyfriend”
One in the Ink, two in the stink-the SHOCKER
dont worry retarded face tattoos are not contagious, but…. everything else in the gay bar maybe
As soon as they take this picture im going to stick something in your butt.
introducing captain douchbag and his faithful side kick,boy blunder.
DOUCH. BAG.
Poppin’ collars and wastin’ dollars
upper middle-class til I die
I sure am glad my tattoo will wash off later not like your beer bottle tat and I am glad that I did not get the cock tat on my forhead that would have been embarrassing.
Are u serious dude how drunk did u get to get that dumb ass tattoo…. My my your a fucking idiot…
If you’re not a badass without a tattoo or a popped collar, you won’t be a badass with one.
I know you got that tatoo so you would look less gay, but the fact that your gay is STILL written all over your face…
haha neds! probably from glasgow too.
Hope that isn’t contagious.
*Whispers to friend* Do you think my tattoo was a good idea ? *friend thinkin* Of course … WTFTattoos.com would love this !
Left: “Dude, we are going to get SO MUCH TRIM with my new ink!”
Right: “Bro my acid is starting to kick in.”
Left: “No that’s the roofies…you’re my backup.”
Right’s Facial expression explained.
Dude do this tattoos and this pose make me look hardcore,no bro you still look like you wee born with a d*ck in your mouth.
Caption: The Tubercular Look
Guy on left “Your next”
tat guy is the pounder and the other is the taker
It’s like he knew about Hangover II before it even came out!
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Bros before Hoes….
“Spit in my beer dude, and I’ll poke these in your eyes!”
DOUCHEBAGS ON PARADE!!!!!!
“And here we observe two members of the douchy tribe in their natural habitat…”
Looks like a shitdick faggot to meeeeeee
(guy drinking) oh shit dude, Mike Tyson just walked in.
“Holy tribal tattoos Batman, it DOES make a full picture when you put up your metal hands!”
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Bro i love you like I love tribal…your not getting my bud light………..or……i feel like something really gay is about to happen
Sweet! These penises are shaped like beer bottles!
“Dude, as payback for this dumb ass tat you stuck on my face. I dumped my load into that bottle before giving it to you.”
Guy Drinking: We are going to experiment with WHAT tonight???
Bro, stop “o” facing your beer you’re making us look bad.